(OB1 said)
When I complained to the Universe about something not being "fair,"
he/she/it/they told me to think about it the next time I ate lobster.
"Look into the tank, and as you select your meal,"
he/she/it/they said, "think about what's fair.
"Could it be that the only time you're concerned about 'fairness,'
is when you're seeking an advantage?
"Bon appetit!"