Do it

(Ob1 says)

go see this

http://www.ashesandsnow.org/

Happy "new" year

With Number 7 You Get Egg Roll

(OB1 says)

Three Wise Men came to the manger from the East bearing gifts,
Which they bought for 50% off at a Pre-Christmas sale,
Causing the Chinese, who manufactured the goods,
To look at their balance of trade statistics with the United States,
And thus sing, "What a friend we have in Jesus."

Convenience

(OB1) wonders)

Why do the "right-to-life" people
support capital punishment?

Who Knows?

(Ob1 said)

I don't know. I believe.
I don't know, I believe.
I don't know I believe.
You know?
You know.
You believe you know.
I know.
I know I believe I know.

All of the Above

(Obi teaches)

Everyone is the same;
And,
Everyone is different.

Crazy for You

(Ob1 says)

It's 8:30 a.m. and I'm about to enter the assylum
to play with the other inmates.

Or, you might say,
I'm leaving the house.

In either case
they let us have the keys.

It's All in the Wrist

(Someone said)

What time does the Time Machine Repair Shop open?

The Joy of People

(OB1 said)

Some days I feel like the therapist,
some days like an inmate in the assylum.
Other days all I want to do is lock the gate
and go home.