GeezerD's New Clarified Bible, Genesis 1, Post 2

(OB1 continued)

And then Godz sez, ”Let there be light” (later also to be known as “lite,” since one day there would be beer, made of light), and there wuz photons; and he/they let The-soon-to-appear-Elect-destined-human-primates be in the dark about the light, like how its speed doesn’t correlate with how old they will think the earth is, ‘cuz, like, we certainly don’t want them to know all our secret Godz stuff, like the secret handshake. And The Elect will not discover electricity or electrons for we shall kill their curiosity in a little while. ElectRon Hubbard will think he gets it. LOL! But we digress.

So Godz separated photons from most of the rest of the electromagnetic spectrum in the human primate sensorium, and in an egregious act of verbal irony and misdirection, made sure someone wrote that he/they SAW that it was good! No one ever questioned why, if Godz could see so well in the dark, his/their human primate creations shouldn’t be able to do the same, because they were to be created in his/their IMAGE. I mean, if you don’t create light, in what feature would human primates be created? Created in Godz's echo? It has to be light, because it hides everything else so perfectly, so the ELECT will not be distracted by science and want to be like Godz. As it is Godz decided he/they would misdirect his/their human primates from how good it is to run around bare-assed naked, by keeping it for himself/themselves though making them feel ashamed of it, even though that’s how they were created in Godz image. But, we’re getting ahead of the story.

So Godz separated photons from the rest of the electro-magnetic spectrum, and called the light “day,” and the rest of the electromagnetic spectrum “night.” And Godz will let some of the destined consider the ramifications of this ruse to hide reality in the human primate experience of light.

And there was evening, and there was morning, the first day without an afternoon.

(To be continued)